Thought for the Day


This morning while returning from an errand, I saw a service truck with bumper stickers which provided the keys to understanding W's speech Tuesday night. Clearly the owner was a Republican partisan. The first bumper sticker at the top of the camper cover was a standard issue W04. Just below was a sticker with a small picture of Arnold (yeah, that one) at the left and the message:

arnold Don't be a girlie man
Vote for Bush!

The next political statement was the Florida Choose Life vanity plate. Finally, I saw the explanation of everything. Another bumper sticker, on the bumper this time, had the following:

IF YOUR GONA BE STUPID
YOU GOTA BE TOUGH!

Note: spelling and grammar is an exact copy of the original.

After I recovered from the spontaneous laughter, I concluded that this summed up the whole Bush support. If you can't be smart, shout something outrageous and hang tough!
It works for me.